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Commercial Success
As I scan through the endless amount of channels I have on cable TV. I notice that most of it's filled with commercials. Here are some of the few that... read more
100 Things I'd Do If I Became an Evil Overlord
The Top 100 Things I'd DoIf I Ever Became An Evil Overlord from Peter's overlord listMy Legions of Terror will have helmets with clear plexiglass viso... read more
Shave it Wax it Pluck it ... .Awww F*&k It
In this day in age it is expected that a woman who is single will be completely hairless -- from the neck down anyway. Sure, some peach fuzz on the ar... read more
8 Words with 2 Meaning, and Some Other Funny Stuff
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.Female...... Any part under a car's hood.Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.Female... read more
Are You Horny?
(20 June 2007, South Carolina) An hour before sunrise, a 21 year-old couple was found naked in the road by a passing cabbie. The unconscious, injured ... read more
Punny Stuff
Here are the 10 first place winners in the International Pun Contest:1. A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks... read more
Death of Eccentricity
Come on, haven't we evolved to the point in this culture where when a man carrying a purse doesn't mean you're gay? Can't it mean you're eccentric? We... read more
The Art of Being Cynically Optimistic
I am a cynical person. Yes, I am angry. Yes, I am bitter. But more than anything I am cynical. I don't know why. I live in a nice house, have plenty t... read more
The Convenience of Being Inconvenienced
The Convenience of Being InconveniencedThis time around I am talking about our reliability for everything that is convenient and our absolute hatred f... read more
A Look at TV & Movies
Bosom buddies, pals, chums. Tom Hanks is a cross dresser, so is Dustin Hoffman, Robin Williams too. Don't forget the dunkin donuts guy. The Rock did i... read more
